ABSTRACTFILTH: What did you eat for breakfast?

SHANE BORLAND: Oh! I had a Jack in the Box Breakfast Jack.

 

You’re 16 now, what are you driving around these days?

I have an Audi allroad.

 

Oh the stabbing waggon? Have you broke it in yet?

Yeah I have. [Laughs] 

Heavy. [Laughs]

 

If you had a time machine where would you go?

Oh probably the 90’s! Kinda old school back when Taj and Andy were on it.

 

Waves, babes and skating where do you see yourself in 10 years?

 Hopefully still surfing, skating, and filming a bunch.

 

You get paid to do what makes you stoked, how does it feel to be a full time grom?

Yeah dude it’s sick I like it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Out of John [Mel], Tyler [Gunter] and yourself who has the record for hook ups in one night?

Ah I’ve done 3, John’s done 3… Wait no John’s done 7!

 

Blonde or brunette?

Both.

 

What was your last text message?

Hold on let me check.

This girl said, “Hey” and I said, “What up.”

 

What’s her name?

Sydney. [Laughs]

 

How was it when you and Tyler [Gunter] hitting P-Rod’s park with Lil Wayne?

Yeah dude, he had a homie with him who was chilling with him. Wherever he took off to skate, like if he went to a ledge, his homie would just chill there, roll blunts and just smoke them. [Laughs]

 

Fucking fried. [Laughs] How how was he skating?

Yeah he was skating pretty well. I didn’t think he as that into skating! Like he was psyching when he did a little shove-it off this drop off which was pretty sick.

 

You’re probably landing more girls on Tinder than airs in the water. How would you describe Tinder in 3 words?

Oh! Probably weird, weird and sick. [Laughs] I know a lot of weird girls off it.

 

Why did you drop the Tinder train man?

I don’t know. [Laughs]

 

Very good Shane O. Appreciate it.

Yew.