"Party List for Ruin."
What is this savage poet doing when he isn't DMing you that address or drumming at your mate's gig... probably under the influence of fun somewhere in your hood. So we interrogated him for his recipe for ruin the very recipe that makes your Mom call you in to ruin the fun. Hope you enjoy.
Party List for Ruin
•Don’t forget to tie your shoe laces
•Snap all your bowls
•Don’t text the bitches back
•Always ask josh kennedy for a picture
•Drink Steel Reserves only “im steeling brother”.
•Dan's real name is Drake
•Stay freshly faded
•Don’t don out like slum
•Don’t swallow your chops like Christian kent
"The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence."
-Clockwork Orange (December 19, 1971)